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What would happen to the foot long sub if we switched to the metric system?  I don't think it could survive the change.  No one wants to order a big sandwich in centimeters--you'd have no idea whether you were getting something the size of a small cargo ship or something that could fit the palm of your hand.  Not to mention that ordering a sandwich in metric numbers sounds kind of French.  And while that is usually a good thing in the world of food, there is a notable exception when dealing with things hoagie-related.  I don't want to worry about getting a snotty aside about fat, unsophisticated Americans when I ask for double cheese and extra bacon on my sandwich.


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