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If you're a plushie (and I really, really hope that you're not because that's some unsettling stuff), are you aware that you have some major psycho-sexual issues?  Or have you somehow deluded yourself into thinking that the fact that there are other people who get their jollies from dressing up like sports mascots and theme park denizens makes it not off-puttingly freaky?  Before the internet, I assume that people with bizarre hobbies were forced to keep to themselves and maybe read German porn mags in their mom's basement.  Now, they have annual conventions.  

You know who really benefits from this phenomenon?  The Trekkies.  It used to be that people who donned Spock ears as a lifestyle choice were the epitome of nerdiness.  But now that Google can reveal to us the full spectrum of dorkitude, the Trekkies suddenly find themselves at the top of geek hierarchy.  I can't help but suspect they were planning this all along.

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