I cleaned out my office fridge today.
To add a little more analysis, I did not count singular items, such as puddin’ cups, hardened butter sticks, mustard packs, hard boiled eggs, and the like. There are two orphaned beers in the fridge (one Heineken, 1 Yeungling can). I am fascinated by the amount of salad dressing on hand. The Exxon Valdez spilled less oil in a contained area!
The refrigerator has not been cleaned out or sanitized, and there is plenty of primordial ooze in the vegetable crisper. I would highly suggest hermetically sealing your food and drink before you put it in the fridge. I think the fridge Indiana Jones hid in (in order to survive an atomic blast) actually fared better than this fridge has.
Next time we clean it I will express the contents via interpretive dance.
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