I won't miss trying to carefully avoid the topic of the election with people in social situations so as not to kick off a strained political conversation.
I also won't miss hearing, "I approved this message," nine times a day. I don't know why all the campaigns decided that we voters would prefer that or be influnced by it or whatever, but it's the weirdest thing when you hear it right before or after an ad for hemorrhoid cream.
I won’t miss…
- Those damn commercials, seriously was it me or watching a rerun of Seinfeld had to include 7 political commercials
- While I am on the commercial rant, I won’t miss the two serious voice overs… “ Obama licks terrorist’s ass” and “uses please and thank you a lot” … “McCain is one old fucker” … Blah Blah Blah…
- Saturday Night Live’s mostly not funny crappy sketches… (Granted couple were funny, Palin rap for example) but usually lame and poorly written… and I just wish they would find new writers, because the current ones are terrible, my friend Ed could write better sketches…
- Bumper Stickers… I fucking hate them… have you ever tried to remove that guck from one of those paper with glue spawns of the devil from your car… seriously your talking 8 years of guck…
- Pundit Election Coverage… I hate them all, all of them “so called experts” can take a simple subject like… The Vegan Paegan vote is what important this year, and what will McCain and Obama do to court them… Seriously hope everyone of them get a thousand paper cuts… just stfu already…
Let’s hear what you won’t miss?