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In honor of the March 26th Daily Fluff that encouraged the frequent use of the word "niblet,"  I am introducing a Word of the Day feature to Uberfluff.  Though I should definitely add this disclaimer: most of these are not orginal. In fact if I weren't lazy and did a full search on Google (i.e. looking past the 1st page) or Urban Dictionary, I'm fairly certain the words will show up. However, I will guarantee that the sentences are original, as full plagiarism would take way more effort.  (See aforementioned disinclination to do a full Google search.)  I am merely interested in making more people sound like me.  Though if I can lay claim to starting a few word usage trends, I will forever have a source of annoying conversation for strangers at bars.  Anyway, here's today's word: 
 
Zack Morris phone
1. An outdated cell phone. Similar to the enormous and (at the time) way-before-its-time cell phone that the popular Saved By the Bell hunk caried around. May also be used to describe using a landline to call people.
 
I wish Dan would trade in his Zack Morris phone, he doesn't even have texting capabilties.