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I cleaned out my office fridge today.

To add a little more analysis, I did not count singular items, such as puddin’ cups, hardened butter sticks, mustard packs, hard boiled eggs, and the like. There are two orphaned beers in the fridge (one Heineken, 1 Yeungling can).  I am fascinated by the amount of salad dressing on hand. The Exxon Valdez spilled less oil in a contained area!
 
The refrigerator has not been cleaned out or sanitized, and there is plenty of primordial ooze in the vegetable crisper. I would highly suggest hermetically sealing your food and drink before you put it in the fridge. I think the fridge Indiana Jones hid in (in order to survive an atomic blast) actually fared better than this fridge has.
 
Next time we clean it I will express the contents via interpretive dance.

 


Comments

Gator6C

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:05:26

I haven't seen the new Indy Flick, but surviving a nuke blast by hiding in a frig... WTF?

 

annearchy

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:06:14

Yeah it was pretty bad. Actually I hated it. And so did Trey Parker and Matt Stone : )

 

Snickers

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:53:45

It was pretty bad. A good renter actually because it IS an adventure movie, but they sort of took TOO many liberties with the mythos.

 



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