Ok, I realize that I might not have been 100% fair in criticizing my friend who loved Labyrinth in the last post.  After all, I think almost everyone has at least a few movies they really like despite the fact that they're not exactly quality entertainment.  I'm not thinking here of Adam Sandler movies (actually, I am, but not all of them), so much as movies that are cheesy or bad or silly even for the cheesy, bad, or silly genre that they belong to.  (So, under this definition, I think that Tommy Boy wouldn't qualify as a bad movie you like, but Beverly Hills Ninja would.)  Maybe the best standard for judging if a movie falls into this category is if you're a little embarrassed to admit how much you like it.  So, in the spirit of fair play and such, here are a few of my favorite bad movies:

Big Trouble in Little China - I know this has minor cult movie associations, which ought to relieve the embarrassment a bit, but that's totally offset by the fact that if I find this movie on cable TV in the middle of a Saturday, I will sit and watch the whole darned thing, regardless of the fact that I've probably already seen it a dozen times.

Mannequin - Honestly, this movie is so embarrasingly awful that I hesitated to own up to it.  If you don't recall it, it's an '80s romance starring Andrew McCarthy as a guy who falls in love with a mannequin who can come to life played by Kim Cattrall.  The plot involved Cattrall being an Ancient Egyptian princess who appealed to the gods to escape an arranged marriage and McCarthy's talent for creating innovative department store window displays.  Really, there's no excuse for me liking this, not even the Hollywood Montrose character.

Summer School - With Mark Harmon and Cheers-era Kirstie Alley.  Incredibly predictable combination of the goof-off does good formula combined with the unconventional teacher shtick.  And I still get a huge kick out of it.

Incidentally, nothing is more irritating than someone who puts something like Gone With the Wind or The Terminator on a list of bad movies that they like.  First, those aren't bad movies.  Second, don't pretend that you're really embarrassed to own up to them.  Third, you're not going to fool anyone into thinking that you're so sophisticated that any time that you spend watching movies instead of reading Chaucer in the original Middle English is slumming for you.

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