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So the celebrity gossip machine has given us a bit of an insight into the crazy control-freakness that is Madonna's custody arrangement with Guy Ritchie.  Let's not forget here that she is divorcing him after having an affair with A-Rod.

Anyway, Madonna has apparently demanded that when their sons, Rocco (8) and David (3), visit Guy Ritchie that they can't read newspaper or magazines, meet any of his girlfriends, or have their photograph taken.  They also have to drink only kabbalah water (it's like regular water, only more famous and cultish), wear clothes made from natural fibers, and only play with "spiritually and ethically" sound toys.  Wow, that sounds like a blast.

What exactly is a spiritually and ethically sound toy?  I know that it can't be legos since everyone knows that those longer blocks are spiritually bankrupt little sluts.

 


Comments

Snickers

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:19:08

I read the same list. Insane. Madonna is completely off her rocker.

 

Gator6C

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:20:16

Madonna didn't just jump the shark... she grabbed the shark and gave it a barely dressed lap dance...

 

annearchy

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:07:04

I was watching AMC a few weeks ago and guess who I thought of when I watched 'Torch Song'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvhQ_pwZRI

 

annearchy

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:17:51

Just some more snark:

A source previously told Us that Ritchie was "in pieces" after seeing a photo of Rocco in a T-shirt supporting Alex Rodriguez's New York Yankees baseball team days after the split was announced.

The insider told Us Ritchie couldn't "believe" Madonna would let their son wear the shirt, given the fact that her close relationship with the slugger played a role in their contentious divorce.

 



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