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Tattoo Me - Prue 05/29/2009
 

Actually, I don't have any tattoos.  I can't even commit to what I want to eat for breakfast this morning, so choosing something to ink into my skin is defnitely too big a decision for me.  (Not to mention my super-wussy fear of needles, which is also a major deterrent.)  I do find it interesting, however, that so many people can pick an image or quote or something and say to the world, "This.  This is me.  So much so that I'm going to permanently etch it into my body."  I kind of envy that.  (Also, I envy not being afraid of needles.  And money.  I definitely envy money.  And good looks.  But we've travelled completely off the tattoo subject at this point.)  Anyway, my awe is increased when you consider these (courtesy of this guy, link thanks to AnneArchy) unicorn tattoos:

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Everything here makes 'sense' except for the presence of a unicorn. Do unicorns hustle? I thought they just hung out with medieval virgins. Or are hustlers so badass thay they can acquire money, jewels, and mythical creatures?
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I've actually seen this one before in another bad tattoo album, but I'm still in awe of the fact that someone, somewhere has a tattoo of a unicorn smoking a cigarette while being humped by a pegasus. On a cloud. His mother must be so proud.
 


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