Understandably, not everyone is a huge fan of Team America: World Police, but I confess that I really, really enjoy it for three primary reasons:
1. The way that they make fun of actors, especially Matt Damon.
2. The "We Need a Montage" song.
3. The "Pearl Harbor Sucks and I Miss You" song, wherein they ponder why Michael Bay gets to keep making movies.
It's number three that I'm focused on right now--and for the record, I think it a legitimate question. No, the first Transformers movie wasn't terrible, but it also wasn't nearly as good as it could have been. Bay doesn't make movies. He makes wasted opportunities. And his plots are so rigidly formulaic that you could swear they're actually written by a monkey with a laptop and a Screenwriting for Dummies book. Which is why I bring you this parody of a Michael Bay My Little Pony movie:
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